I'm in love with a Soldier..

Brand new to tumblr, so I'm still figuring things out. My name is Alyssa. I'm 20. I'm a California girl. I'm married to a Soldier. We are living in Japan. We have two crazy Shibas.
If any milsos have any questions about the military life, I'm willing to do my best to help you out:)
Follow me on Instagram, @lyssssasmith


why cant i cry money instead of tears

1 week ago with 15,113 notes



Pharrell on equality. We love this man.

Pharell… Actually a feminist despite his spot in such classics as “Blurred Lines,” and “Shake Ya Ass.”



This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."


I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

2 weeks ago with 398,843 notes

The Aristocats (1970)


motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.




Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.


2 weeks ago with 249,320 notes