I'm in love with a Soldier..

Brand new to tumblr, so I'm still figuring things out. My name is Alyssa. I'm 20. I'm a California girl. I'm married to a Soldier. We are living in Japan. We have two crazy Shibas.
If any milsos have any questions about the military life, I'm willing to do my best to help you out:)
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teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

1 week ago with 19,173 notes

barbell-barbarian:

ellendegeneres:

Pharrell on equality. We love this man.

Pharell… Actually a feminist despite his spot in such classics as “Blurred Lines,” and “Shake Ya Ass.”

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ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

2 weeks ago with 415,041 notes


The Aristocats (1970)

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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2 weeks ago with 254,052 notes